toxicwinner:

aliens: land on earth
us: gives them a brief overview
aliens: my mama says i gotta come home right now immediately 

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my aesthetic

woodmeat:

im standing in full adidas attire drinking my way through a case of fiji water. you ask me my name and i smile. i begin to answer and only a stream of chopped mango cubes flood from my mouth.

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otterly-riddikulus:

look at this snape i found

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it seems normal but then

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what is this

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turn to page 394 motherfucker

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tagged as:   -he4lp

onmyhonoritry:

Halloween flamingos from Florida

1 day ago   ( 9952 )
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cornersoftheworld:

Prague | By Markus Grunau

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tagged as:   -p
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goodladnicelittlebody:

♥ size difference

2 days ago   ( 4778 )
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tagged as:   -bye
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goodladnicelittlebody:

rmr that one time harry went to a college party and washed the dishes

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I love when one manager tells me to come in an hour later and then doesn’t let any other managers know

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Jesse Pinkman's voicemail



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if the bees are in the trap then who is pollinating the flowers

6 days ago   ( 18736 )
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evyerone on the whole earth

cornharvest:

Be quiet

6 days ago   ( 18722 )
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sansgod:

i just heard a water bottle in my room crack… there’s a ghost out here just trying to get hydrated… i can respect that

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