I saw 2 bugs today I’m already done with this weather
imagine that car ride home talk about awkward
"hey so why did you start holding my face and deliver a minute long monologue about me" "…" "did you just crank up the opera to maximum volume" "i cannot hear you will"
Sometimes i pick the grass from my neighbors yerd and put it in my own so i? the grass greener oh the other side? No anymore
view of the foster the people mural from google maps
When you kiss your teeth at your parents then try to play it off
My mothers cat is such a diva she refuses to drink water except out of this giant decorative bowl that my mom used to like float candles in or something but now it’s the cats fucking water dish
i cannot stress enough that my mother’s cat flat out refuses to drink water out of a regular dish because she prefers the gigantic decorative bowl on the coffee table