xe deodorant gives me life . at social events or school or anywhere I put on AXE DEODORANT and watch all girls within a TWO MILE RADIUS flock towards me , wanting to smell my axe-covered body. it works EVERY TIME and I have met over 5,000 HOT GIRLS just by using this life-changing stick deodorant
Me: *before I take my first bite*
Mom: is it good?
I hate when cool ppl follow me back bc it’s like, (kanye voice) oh great now I gotta be responsible for my bad content
#that’s disgusting and wrong I don’t even get… why would I… it’s none of your… #you have THE NERVE the audacity #and how do I know frankly that you are not a drug dealer? #maybe you are #maybe you are trying to throw me off #HMMMM CHECK AND MATE #this is an outrage! #WHO DO I CALL?!